Boudreaux Jokes

Cajun Joke | Uncle Joe Gets Married

 

Boudreaux’s Uncle Joe, age 92, and his girlfriend, Mary, age 89, were all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Uncle Joe suggests they go in.

Uncle Joe addresses the man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?”

The pharmacist answers, “Yes.”

“We’re about to get married,” says Uncle Joe. “Do you sell heart medication?”

“Of course, we do,” answers the pharmacist.

“How about medicine for circulation?”

“All kinds.”

“Medicine for rheumatism?”

“Definitely.”

“How about suppositories?”

“You bet!”

“Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer’s?”

“Yes, a large variety. The Works.”

“What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson’s disease?”

“Absolutely.”

“Everything for heartburn and indigestion?”

“We sure do.”

“You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?”

“All speeds and sizes.”

“Adult diapers?”

“Sure.”

Uncle Joe finally tells the pharmacist, “We’d like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.”