Boudreaux lived in a small town with only one traffic light. Boudreaux had saved up his money and bought a mo-ped.
One day Boudreaux was at the light waiting for it to turn green when a shiny new Corvette convertible pulled up next to him. Boudreaux had never seen anything like this in his life. The Corvette had its top down so Boudreaux leans over the side of the car and starts checking out the interior.
This annoys the driver of the vette so when the light turns green he steps on the gas, laying down rubber as he leaves the intersection. He gets up to 60 mph when suddenly Boudreaux flies by him on his mo-ped.
The driver of the vette says to himself “This clown wants to race”. Shifting into 4th gear he steps on the gas again. He leaves Boudreaux in his dust as he gets up to 100 mph. Then out of nowhere he sees Boudreaux coming up fast in his rear view mirror.
He can’t believe it as Boudreaux flies by him again on his mo-ped. The driver of the vette shifts into 6th gear and floors it. He passes Boudreaux and gets up to 150 mph! Once again, Boudreaux passes him like he’s standing still.
Shocked, the driver of the vette pulls over to the side of the road. He hears gravel flying and brakes squalling as Boudreaux pulls up next to him. The driver of the vette congratulates Boudreaux on winning the race and asks him what kind of an engine he has in his mo-ped.
Puzzled, Boudreaux replies “Race? I was just trying to get my suspenders off of your side-view mirror.”