A DEA agent stopped at Boudreaux’s farm. He told Boudeaux, “I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs.”
Boudreaux said, “Okay, but don’t go into that field over dair. . .”, as he pointed out the location.
The DEA agent verbally exploded and said, “Look mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!” Reaching into his rear back pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to Boudreaux. “See this badge?! This badge means I can go wherever I want . . . On any land! No questions asked, no answers given! Do you understand old man?!”
Boudreaux kindly nodded, apologized, and went about his chores. Moments later, Boudreaux heard loud screams. He looked up and saw the DEA agent running for his life, being chased by Boudreaux’s big, ornery bull. With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it was likely that he’d sure enough get gored before he reached safety.
The officer was clearly terrified. Boudreaux threw down his tools, ran as fast as he could to the fence, and yelled at the top of his lungs . . .
“YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE!”