Boudreaux Jokes

Cajun Joke | Only a Farm Kid Would Know This

 

Thibodaux drove to his neighbor, Boudreaux’s, and knocked at the door.

Boudreaux’s son, about 9, opened the door.

“Is your Pa home?”

“No sir, he isn’t.  He went to town.”

“Well, is your Mama here?”

“No sir, she went to town with Pa.”

“How about your brother Howard? Is he here?”

“No sir, he went with Pa and Mama.”

Thibodaux stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself.

“Is there anything I can do for you? I know where all the tools are if you want to borrow one, or I can give Pa a message.”

“Well,” said Thibodaux uncomfortably, “I really wanted to talk to your Pa.  It’s about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzie pregnant.”‘

The boy thought for a moment. “You would have to talk to Pa about that.  I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I don’t know how much he charges for Howard.”