Boudreaux Jokes

Cajun Joke | Little Joey Boudreaux Goes to Confession

 

“Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.”

Father Landry asks, “Is that you, little Joey Boudreaux?”

“Yes, Father, it is.”

“And who was the girl you were with?”

“I can’t tell you, Father. I don’t want to ruin her reputation.”

“Well, Joey, I’m sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Thibodaux?”

“I cannot say.”

“Was it Teresa Badeaux?”

“I’ll never tell.”

“Was it Lisa Giroir?”

“I’m sorry, but I cannot name her.”

“Was it Cathy Folse?”

“My lips are sealed.”

“Was it Rosa Aucoin, then?”

“Please, Father! I cannot tell you.”

The priest sighs in frustration. “You’re very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you’ve sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.”

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend T Fred slides over and whispers, “What’d you get?”

“Four months vacation and five good leads…”