Boudreaux Jokes

Cajun Joke | Hurricane Season Greetings

 

Here we go again!  Hurricane Season is starting to kick up in the Gulf. Those of you who’ve been through a hurricane (or many) know the drill.  You know you’re from the Cajun Coast when . . . . .

*  You have more than 300 C and D batteries in your kitchen drawer

*  You are thinking of repainting your house to match the plywood covering your windows

*  You decide your patio furniture looks better on the bottom of the pool

*  You can recite from memory whole portions of your homeowner’s insurance policy

*  At cocktail parties, women are attracted to the guy with the biggest chainsaw

*  Your pantry contains more than 20 cans of Spaghetti O’s

*  You can rattle off the names of three or more meteorologists who work at the Weather Channel

*  A drive-thru meal consists of MRE’s and bottled water

*  You’re more concerned about someone stealing your generator than your car

*  A battery-powered TV is considered a home entertainment center

*  You go to work early and stay late just to enjoy the air conditioning

*  Relocating to South Dakota doesn’t seem like such a crazy idea

*  Ice is a valid topic of conversation

*  Having a tree in your living room doesn’t necessarily mean it’s Christmas

*  You get excited when you see an Entergy truck in your neighborhood