Boudreaux Jokes

Cajun Joke | Grandpa Boudreaux and His Ailments


Boudreaux went see his elderly grandpa the other day and all he did was talk about his ailments:

“I’ve sure gotten old!  I’ve had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes.  I’m half blind, can’t hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.  Have bouts with dementia.  Have poor circulation, hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.  Can’t remember if I’m 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have my driver’s license!”