Boudreaux Jokes

Cajun Joke | Farmer Boudreaux’s Pigs

 

Farmer Boudreaux had 5 female pigs.  Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the parish fair and sell them.

At the fair, he met Farmer Thibodaux who owned five male pigs.  After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50.  The farmers lived sixty miles apart, so they agreed to drive thirty miles each and find a field in which to let the pigs mate.

The first morning, Boudreaux got up at 5 a.m., loaded his female pigs into the family station wagon (which was the only vehicle he had), and drove the thirty miles.

While the pigs were mating, he asked Thibodaux, “How will I know if they are pregnant?”

Thibodaux replied, “If they’re lying in the grass tomorrow morning, they’re pregnant.  If they’re in the mud, they’re not.”

The next morning the pigs were rolling in the mud. So Boudreux hosed them off, loaded them into the family station wagon again and proceeded to try again.  This continued each morning for more than a week and both farmers were worn out.

The next morning Boudreaux was too tired to get out of bed.  He called to his wife, “Clotilde, please look outside and tell me whether the pigs are in the mud or in the grass.”

“Neither,” yelled Clothilde, “they’re in the station wagon and one of them is honking the horn”.