Boudreaux Jokes

Cajun Joke | Do You Want to Go to Heaven?

 

Father Murphy walks into a bar on Bourbon Street and asks the first man he meets, “Do you want to go to heaven?”

The man said, “I do, Father.”

The priest said, “Then stand over there against the wall.”

Then the priest asked the second man, “Do you want to go to heaven?”

“Certainly, Father,” the man replied.

“Then stand over there against the wall,” said the priest.

Then Father Murphy walked up to Boudreaux and asked, “Do you want to go to heaven?”

Boudreaux said, “No, I don’t Father.”

The priest said, “I don’t believe this.  You mean to tell me that when you die you don’t want to go to heaven?”

Boudreaux said, “Oh, when I die, yes.  I thought you were getting a bunch together to go right now!”