Boudreaux Jokes

Cajun Joke | Boudreaux’s Watermelon Patch


Boudreaux had done exceptionally well with his watermelon patch this year. But he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons.

After some careful thought, Boudreaux comes up with a clever idea that he thinks will scare the kids away for sure.  So he makes up a sign and posts it in his field.

The next night, the kids show up and they see this sign:  “Warning!  One of dem watermelons in de field has been injected with cyanide.”

So the kids run off and make up their own sign which they post next to the sign that Boudreaux made.  Boudreaux shows up the next day to look over his field.

He notices that no watermelons are missing but he notices a new sign next to his.  He drives over to the sign and takes a look.

It says:  “Now there are two.”