Boudreaux Jokes

Cajun Joke | Boudreaux’s Handiwork

 

Boudreaux’s wife, Clotilde, had been after Boudreaux to paint the toilet seat in the bathroom.

Finally, he got around to doing it while Clotilde was out shopping.

After Boudreaux finished, he left to go fishing with Thibodaux.

When Clotilde got back home, she went take a shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet.

As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat.

About that time, Boudreaux got home and saw her predicament.

They both pushed and pulled without getting anywhere. Finally, Boudreaux and Clotilde decided they had enough, so Boudreaux undid the toilet seat bolts.

Clotilde wrapped a sheet around herself and Boudreaux drove her to the  hospital emergency room.

The  ER doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her.

Clotilde tried to lighten her embarrassment by saying, “Well, doctor, I’ll bet you’ve never seen anything like this before.”

The doctor replied, “Actually, I’ve seen lots of  them……

I just never saw one mounted and framed.”