A doctor that practiced down the bayou wanted to take a day off of work to go fishing, so he approached his assistant. “Boudreaux, I’m going fishing tomorrow and don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients.”
“Yes, sir!” answers Boudreaux.
The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks: “So, Boudreaux, how was your day?”
Boudreaux told him that he took care of three patients. “The first one had a headache so I gave him Tylenol.”
“Bravo, Boudreaux, and the second one?” asks the doctor.
“The second one said his stomach was burning and I gave him Maalox, sir,” says Boudreaux.
“Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this and what about the third one?” asks the Doctor.
“Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman comes in. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything and lies down on the table and shouts: ‘HELP ME! I haven’t seen a man in over two years!!'”
“Tunderin’ Lard! Boudreaux, what did you do?” asks the doctor.
“I put drops in her eyes!!”