Boudreaux Jokes

Cajun Joke | Boudreaux Gets Baptized

 

Boudreaux is stumbling through the woods after leaving a bar, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.

Boudreaux walks into the water and accidentally bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is overcome by the smell of alcohol on Boudreaux’s breath.

He asks Boudreaux, “Are you ready to find Jesus?”

Boudreaux shouts, “Yeah, Ah am.”

So the preacher proceeds to grab him and dunks him into the water.

After coming up, the preacher asks Boudreaux, “Brother, have you found Jesus?”

Boudreaux replies, “No, Ah haven’t found Jesus.”

The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks Boudreaux in the water a little longer. He pulls him out of the water and asks again, “Have you found Jesus, my brother?”

Boudreaux answers, “No, Ah ain’t found Jesus.”

By this time, the preacher is at his wits end and dunks Boudreaux in the water again–but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when Boudreaux begins to kick his arms and legs, he pulls him up.

The preacher again asks Boudreaux, “For the love of God, have you found Jesus?”

Boudreaux wipes his eyes, catches his breath and says to the preacher, “Are ye sure this is where he fell in?”