Boudreaux Jokes

Cajun Joke | Boudreaux Dies and Goes to Heaven

 

Boudreaux was married to Clotilde for 50 years – and all dem 50 years dey fight.

Then Boudreaux ups and dies.  He goes up to the Pearly Gates and sees St. Peter.  Boudreaux says, “Mais, St. Peter, how do I get into dat der Heaven?”  St. Peter tells Boudreaux, “Boudreaux, it’s easy.  You just have to answer one thing.”  “What’s dat?” asks Boudreaux.

“How do you spell ‘love’?”  Well, Boudreaux, he took a few times but he finally spells love and St. Peter lets him in.

Boudreaux was up dar in Heaven for a few days and he started getting bored.  So he asks St. Peter if he can have a job.  St. Peter tells Boudreaux that he needs to go on break and asks if he’d like to guard the gate.  Boudreaux says for sho, he’d like to do dat.

So someone walks up to the gate, Boudreaux asks him to spell ‘love’ and he lets him in.  So Boudreaux started taking St. Peter’s place at the gate on a regular basis.  He’d ask the folks if they could spell love and then he’d let them in.

Then one day, Boudreaux was at the Pearly Gate and he sees Clotilde walking towards him.  He says to himself, “Oh, Lawd, what is that woman doin’ here?”  As Clotilde gets closer, she asks, “Mais, Boudreaux, is dat you?”

Boudreaux says, “Yea, Clotilde, it’s me.  What do you want?”

“Mais, I would like to get into heaven.  What do I have to do to get through dem Pearly Gates?”

Boudreaux says, “Oh, Clotilde, it’s easy.  You just have to answer me one ting.”

“What’s dat?” asks Clotilde.

“How do you spell ‘Natchitoches’?”

Mais, Clotilde looks at Boudreaux real hard for a minute, then she tells him, “You know, Boudreaux, if I had gotten here first, I wouldn’t of let you in either.”