Boudreaux Jokes

Cajun Joke | Boudreaux and the Maine Lobsters


Boudreaux was up in Maine cause he had heard dat dey had HUGE crawfish up dar dat da called lobsters.

The first day he got dar Boudreaux caught 2 of dem big lobsters!

He was walking up da wharf, carrying da lobsters, one in each hand. Whom should he meet at da end of da wharf but da Federal Fisheries Officer who, upon viewing da live and wiggling lobsters, says, “Well, Laddie, what are you doing with two live lobsters three weeks after the season closed?”

Boudreaux, thinking quick, says, “Mais, no, my son, you are wrong! These are two trained lobsters dat I caught two weeks before the season ended.”

The Fisheries Officer says, “Trained like how?”

Boudreaux says, “Well, each day I takes these two from my house down to the wharf and puts dem in the water for a swim. While dey swim, I sits on the wharf and has me a smoke, or two. After about 15 minutes I whistles and up comes my two lobsters, and I takes dem home!

“Likely story,” the Fisheries Officer says. “Let’s take them on down the wharf and see if it’s true.”

So, Boudreaux goes ahead of the Fisheries Officer to da end of da wharf where, under supervision, he gently lowers both lobsters into da water.

Boudreaux sits on a wharf piling and lights up a smoke, and then another. After about 15 minutes, the Fisheries Officer says to Boudreaux, “How about whistling?”

Boudreaux asks, “What for?”

The Fisheries Officer says, “To call in the lobsters.”

Boudreaux asks, “What lobsters?