Boudreaux Jokes

Cajun Joke | Boudreaux and the Biker

 

Boudreaux was sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large trouble-making biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.

The biker asks, “Well, whatcha gonna do about that?”

Boudreaux bursts into tears and says, “I am a complete failure! I got fired today, my car was stolen, I left my wallet in the cab I took home,  I found my wife with another man, and then my dog bit me. So I came here to work up the courage to put an end to it all.  I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in it and sit here watching the poison dissolve; and then you show up and drink the damn thing.”

“But, hell, enough about me, how are you doing?”